I’m bored today, so I thought I’d post the 25 Things About Me that’s up on Facebook. If you’ve read it once, you don’t have to read it again, but I made a few changes. If you haven’t, I hope it makes you laugh. And now,
25 Things
When I graduated high school I did one of those “Where will you be in five years?” survey things. I am so not where I thought I would be, but I wouldn’t change a minute of it.
I’m not funny. Sometimes I try to be funny, but it doesn’t work. Only the crickets applaud.
I love bad jokes. For instance, one of my favorites goes like this: Two fish were in their tank one day. One turned to the other and said, “You man the guns. I’ll drive.”
I began playing the flute when I was ten. My dad told me I wouldn’t be allowed to give it up till I made it to Carnegie Hall. As I was sitting in an informational meeting for people in music performance groups my freshman year of college, they announced that the Wind Ensemble would be performing at Carnegie Hall during Tour Week that spring. Alas, I was in the other band. I guess I can’t quit playing yet. 🙂
I want to be a famous author. I only have one problem: I have yet to finish a story.
I am my own worst critic.
The older I get, the less tolerance I have for slow drivers. The speed limit is 55, folks. You will not get a ticket for going the speed limit. Either drive the speed limit or get out of the way.
I despise the cold and yet I will probably never leave Iowa. Not because I can’t, but because anywhere else would be too different. I certainly want to travel outside of Iowa, but I can’t think of a better place to live.
I don’t feel 25. I feel like a 14-year-old trapped in a 95-year-old body.
I am well on my way to developing an ulcer and arthritis. See above.
In my fantasies, Mr. Darcy is not just a fictional character.
It’s a bit difficult to take this thing seriously. In fact, I probably wouldn’t be doing it at all except that my sister tagged me in hers and I’m bored.
I am tax girl. Hear me roar!
The fact that the Star Trek Experience is no longer in Las Vegas is extremely disappointing. Did I say disappointing? I meant to say that I was distraught beyond (polite) words. I was so looking forward to it!
I am apparently claustrophobic. I found this out after a stint in the trunk of Jenni’s car. And by stint, I mean I started pounding on the lid to be let out just as soon as it was closed.
A short time ago when my baby was still an actual baby, I was fascinated by his ability to sleep with his eyes open. I was also fascinated by his smiles when he was asleep. So cute!
California can keep its earthquakes and Florida can keep its hurricanes. I’ll deal with the threat of tornadoes. They make for much more interesting movies.
The sun shining on the courthouse square is one of the most beautiful scenes I’ve ever seen, no matter what time of year it is.
I am easily distracted by shiny objects. The one on my ring finger, for instance.
I cannot type today. This annoys me incredibly.
I love the Backstreet Boys. And *N SYNC. And BBMak. And 5ive. And Westlife. And maybe O-Town. Definitely 98°. And probably every other boy band popular in the late ’90s and into the early 2000s.
Except Hanson. I hate Hanson. I loathe them. And notice that this is not the past tense; I still don’t like them! MMMBop is quite probably the worst song ever written, in this or any language. Except for possibly The Macarena. I cringe at the mere thought of it!
I used to think I was very well-read; I was always reading something. I don’t think that anymore, primarily because instead of reading new books, I just read the same ones over and over and over again. Thank God they finally reprinted Time Enough for Drums by Ann Rinaldi because I think mine was the only number on the library card for the copy they had at the Reinbeck Library.
I randomly quote Facebook flair in daily conversation. For instance, “Don’t hit kids. No, seriously. They have guns now.”
I am a secretary. We secretly rule the world. You should try it sometime – it’s exhausting!
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