shudders in embarrassment

May 31, 2008March 8, 2012Leave a comment

Wow, that was some piece of tripe! The original ending didn’t call for the classic Suddenly they all died ending, but I just couldn’t help myself. It was so bad anyway that the king of endings wasn’t gonna hurt it any. Just had to get that off my chest.

Ay yi yi, where are all the good masseuses when you need them? I mean, really? Where are they and why aren’t they rubbing my back and shoulders and feet and arms and neck and everything else RIGHT NOW? Have they no idea what they’re supposed to be doing? It just doesn’t work to do it yourself!

Okay, enough complaining for right now. My hands are too tired from typing all morning and carrying heavy laundry baskets and a heavy four-year-old to take much more of this, so I think I’ll be signing off for the weekend. Happy Saturday, y’all!

Sixty-one days till August 1…

Stuff and Nonsense

March 24, 2008March 8, 2012Leave a comment

Tomfoolery
I envy cats
the way they creep,
all day around the house
they sleep,
and slumber not at night
but play, and prowl about
no fools are they;
who walk about with silly smirk
as if to laugh at us, who work.
I envy cats
the way they creep,
and think about
the people they keep!
— Barbara Jean Kissel

Ain’t that the truth? Oh, to be a cat…I could sleep all day, sleep all night, and do my business wherever, despite the evil looks from the “owner”…Where do I sign up? 🙂

Another Monday, another afternoon wishing it was Friday instead…

Fun stuff!

January 5, 2008March 8, 2012Leave a comment

Thought these might cheer me up on a crappy-ish day. Who needs cars, anyway? Okay, I do…stupid cars and their batteries that like to die. Four years isn’t that long a time for a battery – last forever, you!

Status Report

January 4, 2008March 8, 2012Leave a comment

I realize that most of these posts are simply modern fairy tales, what with the predominantly “happily ever after” endings and all, but I don’t care! We can all use a little enchantment now and then. It’s like one great big, never-ending daydream! Coincidentally, it’s the kind of daydream I really enjoy losing myself in. So I’m a romantic. Would there were more of us; the world might be a happier place. 🙂