Me, after a trip to the dentist: It’s been a rough day. I have a cavity.
Seymour: *sadface* Do you need a hug?
Me: As a matter of fact, yes. I’ve never had a cavity before.
Seymour: It’ll be okay.
Me: But I was very proud of my no-cavity streak.
Seymour: Look at it this way – after having a cesarean, getting a filling will be child’s play.
Miss Tadpole: Dad, that pun is a bit childish, don’t you think?
Me: I love my family.
Have you ever had a cavity? What’s the lobgest you’ve gone without one?
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