Did you know I have superpowers? I do! Really! 😀 They include, but are not limited to:
- Telling bad jokes.
- Recognizing actresses from one 30-second scene in a movie that came out 27 years ago in something new.
- Having
passablegood grammar skills. - Knowing an impossible amount of random useless trivia.
- Making my family laugh.
A while back, Seymour and I were discussing what our superpowers would be if we had them, which got me thinking about things I’ve done that a much younger me never ever even considered as life possibilities. We decided that my superpowers would involve bad jokes and grammar, and my new favorite joke was actually a product of this conversation:
Yes, yes, I know – they’re both groaners. But if I can’t let my nerd flag fly here, then where the heck can I?
How about you – what are your superpowers?
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Suddenly they all died. The end. 